Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off....

By idonthavelice - 28/2/2010 13:44 - China

Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML

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By ilg4evr | 0

#901277 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:07

I don't think losing them as "friends" is that big of a loss. If they think cockroaches are headlice then they're morons.

By GreenDayRHCP | 0

#901261 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:04

Cockroach =/= Lice.

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By VacuumNinja | 0

#901241 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:01

lice 8D

DaniLupin | 0

#901305 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:10

I don't get it... how does cockroach = lice?

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#901309 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:11

How can they confuse lice with roaches? I thought lice were practically invisible. They didn't know their crappy building had cockroaches?

woofis | 0

#901455 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:52

they sound retarded anyway

Taipan_fml | 0

#901622 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:12

Yeah... FYL for having to live around people who are too stupid to tell the difference between a louse and a cockroach.

Ep1cPha1l | 0

#901679 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:45

shave off all your hair and pretend to have cancer so they wont think u have lice

Maxattaxs | 0

#902568 - Monday 1 March 2010 3:57

agreed.

junolee | 0

#904028 - Monday 1 March 2010 12:41

ya and your so smart you mispelled lice as louse

Brey1013 | 0

#904074 - Monday 1 March 2010 13:04

Lice is the plural for louse.
one louse, many lice.
Nice command of the English language you got there Junolee...

Arenn21 | 0

#1029526 - Sunday 13 June 2010 18:17

Why did your building have cockroaches in the elevator? The people you work with sound like retards.

By asshat74 | 0

#901244 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:01

1st one

VacuumNinja | 0

#901256 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:03

Nice name. It suits you.

reyemrein | 0

#901257 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:03

2nd actually. But thanks for playing we really enjoyed having you on the show.

VacuumNinja | 0

#901294 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:09

Oh, come on. If you're gonna moderate the asshat, moderate the replies too. -.-

By KellyIly | 0

#901248 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:02

Eww. FYL

iMaGiNaTe | 0

#901333 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:15

Hmm.. that's just stupid =|

deathcab7 | 0

#901354 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:20

agreed. although I would freak if a cockroach was in my hair. :/

babybubz | 0

#903443 - Monday 1 March 2010 7:10

me too.. O_O

By sleephunters | 8

#901250 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:02

At least you don't have Herpes.

sleephunters | 8

#901488 - Sunday 28 February 2010 21:02

Agreed.

helo2 | 0

#901625 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:18

yumy

By GreenDayRHCP | 0

#901261 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:04

Cockroach =/= Lice.

By suppressed08 | 2

#901263 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:04

In future conversations, whenever there's a pause, just mutter under your breath:

"I'm cleaaaaaannnnnnn!"

:)

Monikabug | 9

#901909 - Monday 1 March 2010 0:42

Definitely, or just walk up to them and say to them
"Hi there neighbor! I do not have lice."
Just seems logical to me.

By ilg4evr | 0

#901277 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:07

I don't think losing them as "friends" is that big of a loss. If they think cockroaches are headlice then they're morons.

nomnommonster | 0

#903151 - Monday 1 March 2010 6:01

He doesn't excatly know they think it's lice, since they won't talk to him. They probably think he's just infested with roaches.

By WHODATNATION | 0

#901290 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:09

roaches are fun!

andreaa64 | 0

#901530 - Sunday 28 February 2010 21:23

ehww no

By bryceizcold101 | 0

#901291 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:09

wth I'm mean you didn't ASK for it. it just happened right?

nomnommonster | 0

#902371 - Monday 1 March 2010 2:43

Orangebox! haha I love the picture.

By rhanana | 0

#901311 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:12

and how did you find out that they think you have lice if they won't even go near you?

I'm pretty sure the reason they won't go near you is that you have cockroaches in your hair. 100% more nasty IMO