Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
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Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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SimpleSimon 0
I'd have demanded the driver let me out as soon as the cops turned up, and refuse to pay.
drzhottie148 0
I would have gotten out. I would have been like "Peace Bitch" "hey where my money" "UP your ass"
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Comments (131)
jordan167 0
@knight05 it's a shame my boyfriend's had to deal with people like you for the past year. way to represent the US Army.
jmeg_fml 0
lol, i definitely didn't expect the comments on this one to become a flame war about racism. thread is headed for reductio ad hitlerum anyway... op, i hope you didn't pay the driver for the time spent waiting for that ticket to be processed. better luck with taxis in the future
FlaminYawn 0
I'm a white American, we're not all self-important. I think America volunteers more time and money than any other nation. When someone is racist, I disregard anything they have to say on any subject. Racists are #1 on my list of "People that should never procreate", followed by violent idiots...
iandevaan 0
haha asians, queers, new zealanders, new jersey-ers, australians, europeans, women lol the world hates you lol but ur ******* hilarious. i still dont agree but damn dude someone needs to get this guy a comedy show lol
MCofpwnage 0
As a wise old man once told me, "there are racist douchebags in the world; screw with them for a bit and then leave them alone so they can wallow in their own arrogance."
jewelzgalore 0
Is that even legal? Report him to the police.
fuck_YOUR_lives 0
knight05 is the man.
Gadget3440 0
... because he barks pretty loudly on the internet? It's amazing how many kids find their balls when they're afforded a bit of anonymity.
Jari 0
Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory in action.
DW92 0
Bullshit. This was one of the cases in the episode of "Speeders" It was too an illigal turn.
sfgfan10 0
shouldve just said "stop the meter, or I'm getting out"
sfgfan10 0
and don't any of you guys get it?!? knight isn't saying this because he believes it, he's saying it because he knows he'll get a reaction, and he's probably finding your reaction hilarious (as am I).