Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
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Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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SimpleSimon 0
I'd have demanded the driver let me out as soon as the cops turned up, and refuse to pay.
drzhottie148 0
I would have gotten out. I would have been like "Peace Bitch" "hey where my money" "UP your ass"
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Comments (131)
elchapin562 0
man, how are you taking a cab, i'd get a car. it's way cheaper, i mean here in LA, just for a 20 minute cab ride, its 60 bucks. how many times a week do you take a cab? take the bus, or else FYL
fegd 0
and you said nothing? YDI for being a pushover. #123, people are allowed to take cabs. don't be a dick. NJ is not LA.
DameGreyWulf 1
I read "illegal turn" then misread "I was a crab" Then I lol'd
Levixxrock 0
fricken hilarious!
kirbymerby 0
i honestly did the same thing haha
hockeyfml555 0
i have yet to find knight05 on this fml, can someone repeat his comment please
Paige_Nicole10 0
i thought the meters ran by milage??????
hibarisanstr 0
wth was knight05's comment? damn everyone talks abt him and i cant see his bs comment
MyLifeShallBeFed 0
I've said it once and I will say it again. GOD DAMN NEW JERSEY DRIVERS!!!
dsnke1 0
And you freaking deserved it for actually paying, dumbass
echarperouge 0
YDI if it didn't occur to your dumb ass to get out of the cab.
mikel81 0
HAHAH FOR ***** SAKE, SOOOO TRUE.
Sheleigh 7
FYL. In Toronto, not only is it the cabbie's fault, but they have to legally shut off the meter. In fact, the officer will usually point that out first thing.