Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years and I received our results from a DNA test. We're both very interested in history and ancestry, and wanted to see where in the world we both originated. It turns out we have the same father. FML
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Top comments
bmore225 0
Keep it in the family I suppose.
Minorchord 4
It sounds like you're not related by blood, so I don't see it as that big a deal. From what it seems, one of your parent's sisters married a man whose sibling is your boyfriend's mom or dad. Bizarre situation, but if that's the case, it's hardly incestual.
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Comments (129)
MissD0llFace 5
awww fyl life what are the chances of that happening???
SDMF 0
Been there.
maagz 0
D;
CaityCatastrophy 0
I love your hair, mine is the exact same.
secrets15 0
wow awkward!!!!!! how funny u guys didn't now that well at least it's long distance it could be worse right!!
Aced_fml 0
"this has become less about FML and more about spelling and grammar...." Uh....grammar matters, because without it, meanings are unclear. Was it a distant cousin by blood or by distance? Poor word choice makes those details impossible to figure out.
zackkmann21 0
hahahah u think your cousin is hot
Paula231_fml 0
Just move to Southern Louisiana it will be alright considering there all incest down there.
Babushka_Homyak 10
You know, there are many families (like mine) that are so large that all of the living family members have yet to meet. I have a large bunch of relatives in South America and in England, I've never met them, have never seen a picture of them. The only real contact would be over the phone, but even that's a rare thing. My point is, if I were to run into any of these relatives in a place that was not some sort of family function, I would have no idea that person was related to me.
towboatdude 0
I see a Porno in the works here. But hey go for it. if it makes you two happy.
TomSmithy 0
Wincest