Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years and I received our results from a DNA test. We're both very interested in history and ancestry, and wanted to see where in the world we both originated. It turns out we have the same father. FML
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Top comments
bmore225 0
Keep it in the family I suppose.
Minorchord 4
It sounds like you're not related by blood, so I don't see it as that big a deal. From what it seems, one of your parent's sisters married a man whose sibling is your boyfriend's mom or dad. Bizarre situation, but if that's the case, it's hardly incestual.
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Comments (129)
eshan555 0
unlucky totally
lilbugaboo30 0
It's a small world after all...
YunqRida 0
i aqree .
greek1919 0
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Jessi195 0
Okay. Ewwww
bella789 8
aww well that kinda sucks :/ but if your distant cousins you guys should be alright. hope everything goes well for you tho (:
sublime420 11
No, idiot. Long distance cousins. Cousins who live far away from each other. Christ some people are stupid..
sashenka98 1
did you guys have sex cuz if you did that's just ackward
CheapGodiva 0
Would you happen to be from west virginia?
unknown103 0
keep the relationship u r LONG distance cousins
sublime420 11
Once again. NOT distant cousins. Long DISTANCE cousins. Get your shit straight.
Dudddde_fml 4
That could really suck!