Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 years and I received our results from a DNA test. We're both very interested in history and ancestry, and wanted to see where in the world we both originated. It turns out we have the same father. FML
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Top comments
bmore225 0
Keep it in the family I suppose.
Minorchord 4
It sounds like you're not related by blood, so I don't see it as that big a deal. From what it seems, one of your parent's sisters married a man whose sibling is your boyfriend's mom or dad. Bizarre situation, but if that's the case, it's hardly incestual.
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Comments (129)
carcinogan 0
probably not by blood your fine keep dating
FYLDeep 26
Let's see how shocked you are when you find out that your parents share the same names too.
TheThrasher_fml 0
header to Georgia
o76923 8
If she is both of your aunt's that means you either share a grandparent or are only cousins in-law (no blood relation). Theoretically she could be a half-aunt or step-aunt (half-sister or step-sister) of one of your parents. But, long story short: you are first cousins or not related except on paper. Besides, marrying first cousins is legal in more states than gay marriage, so you have options.
azzaj 0
*an aunt
graciecry 0
haha that would be freaky as..
Drclino 0
at least you will know everyones name come family reunion time....weirdos!
walterm 0
I know the feeling.....
cchevy 0
nope, I don't think you do. too damn ugly for anyone to date.
lemoncows 2
says the person who's not willing to put up a picture of themselves...
missrawrzy 0
says the person who's picture is of a fourtune ....
duboss_fml 0
blood or not alot of ppl goin to make fun of u guys if you guys keep dating lol
darkmis1 18
What makes you think they'd find out?
peachezthelette 22
My brother was dating our 3rd cousin. Its completely legal to date, marry and **** your 3rd cousin in America.
OmegWar 5
Who cares about marriage, anyway? :D