By n3ov - Pakistan - Islamabad
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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Easier said than done.
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  ManicGypsy  |  22

Even without insurance, she could just not want to be married to him anymore, but maybe can't afford a divorce or something? My first thought upon reading this is that OPs wife is somehow involved.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

74, sometimes it can be something so minuscule, it's just enough to send the person over the edge and not think clearly. I was hoping she misread the text and she thought he witnessed that happen to another person's vehicle.

  b_rizo  |  6

that was definitely autocorrect, this mobile app posted under the wrong comment, and I've definitely never corrected your grammar but I can

  wlddog  |  14

Isn't it kind of a leap to jump straight to cheating?
If someone wanted him dead, they probably would not have picked traffic. Too many witnesses. They would have picked a parking lot, or simply pulled up next to him.

  fml121785  |  14

I don't know which part of the FML is worse, him getting shot at or his wife's reply. I'm think being shot at would bother me more, fuck her she's obviously a cunt!

By  charvisioku  |  22

All I can think of is that maybe she thought you were trying to prank her... I'd like to think she wouldn't be so callous if she actually knew/believed your life had just been endangered like that. If that was my partner I'd be doing everything I could to get to him and make sure he was okay. Hope you're alright, that must've been terrifying.