I think you replied to the wrong fml

You're an idiot. Wrong fml, dumbass.

I think you missed the FML you were aiming for...

Its not that common here in Pakistan.

Even without insurance, she could just not want to be married to him anymore, but maybe can't afford a divorce or something? My first thought upon reading this is that OPs wife is somehow involved.

Ya you need to think about if you pissed her off lately and if you have then you need to strike back and kill her first

Mr. and Mrs.Smith in real life about to happen

Life insurance in Islamabad? They'd be paying out every second day

#39 What in the hell could he have done that she would she have done to have him killed? Left the toilet seat up?

74, sometimes it can be something so minuscule, it's just enough to send the person over the edge and not think clearly. I was hoping she misread the text and she thought he witnessed that happen to another person's vehicle.

I think she thought he was joking. If not then FYL

Wow that blows. I would invest in bullet resistant glass

36- my first thought was that his wife was cheating and "busy" at the moment

Personally I wouldn't believe someone who text me that, I'd think it was a joke.

except they love in Pakistan, which is like Chicago and compton wrapped in Detroit. probably don't joke to much there

28: I wouldn't mind loving in Pakistan. I don't mind loving anywhere.

So you love in public? I remember you telling me I suck at grammar.

74- Technically that's not grammar, that's a typo error or a common autocorrect.

You do have poor grammar #75.

that was definitely autocorrect, this mobile app posted under the wrong comment, and I've definitely never corrected your grammar but I can

75: Public loving: the risk is brisk, so have a frisk! I said exactly what I meant.

Your profile picture along with the comment and this fml totally made my morning!

Oh reallyyyy 60?

Yup, really =)

This is the internet. On here we say "dafuq?"

Well 7 it is Pakistan....

Guess the wife's gotta get it "pakin" then..

Isn't it kind of a leap to jump straight to cheating? If someone wanted him dead, they probably would not have picked traffic. Too many witnesses. They would have picked a parking lot, or simply pulled up next to him.

Or he had been cheating on her so she really just doesn't give a damn.

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Why didn't we start from A? ;)

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Dangit 21 you killed it.

At least say "C-c-c-combo breaker!" or something!

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This has got to be the most sorry excuse of a chain thread I've ever seen, learn your damn alphabets!

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Mr. And Mrs.Smith in real life about to happen

41- posting the same comment on two threads in fishing for thumbs.

Well... he did get lots of thumbs..

104: In the wrong direction this time, of course.

I don't know which part of the FML is worse, him getting shot at or his wife's reply. I'm think being shot at would bother me more, **** her she's obviously a ****!

but you know they did

I don't get it! Why is everyone talking about potassium? ? ?

Because "K" is in the periodic table of elements and represents potassium.