Looks like someone had a shitty day.

I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111."
Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.