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lololol ;D
hahahahaha i almost peed on myself laughing at this one...considering wat sum ppl been puttin up thts pretty much fml worthy lol
I laughed out loud at this...ur kid seriously put ur wallet in the toaster? haha kids these days *tsk tsk*...gotta love em.
at least it wasn't a public bathroom :D
yeah....cause they have toasters in public bathrooms :P lol
lol toasters in bathrooms lol
YDI for having a kid? xD
lol not the toasterss zndjsmfkfmf
poptarts are amazing i agree whoever said that
wow fml
soooo a FML
lolzz
No joke, exactly the way I was gonna put it
Mmm.... what's cookin... oh! my favourite! Toasted wallet with a bit of melted plastic (credit card, ID, etc.) on it!
YDI for leaving your wallet within reach of your kid.
not lke the kid is gonna kill him with it or spend his money
more to the point he left his kid to a toster
STFU
Why do a lot of the fmls come from Nord de Calais?????
If you don't put a location, I think fml is based there so the just put that down.
You deserved it that what it means
Looks like someone had a shitty day.
pun intended? lol
97-479 - looks like ur momma shit u outta her asshole son
lol at 113
lol at OP.
win
lmfao!
hahahahhahaha that sucks but its reallly funny!
jjj
I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.
hahah win!
lol #11 :)
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Looks like someone had a shitty day.
I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.