happyturtle
Croatia
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
United Kingdom
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
anonymous
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Charlie
Drenched
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Littlethings1
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
dammitrain
United States
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Carrie P
Lambesc, France
This is how I roll
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Anonymous
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
letsloseweight
Korea Republic of
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Top comments
mif_fml 27
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!
SauceySarah 30
I would've ran after them and kicked some ass.
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Comments (76)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
talk about Rain Check
Axipiter 24
What about it?
chibichan21 6
Wasn't pouring too heavily if you were holding it that loosely...
ComoEsJuan 24
One: in heavy rain, you don't have to hold an umbrella forcefully. Two: even if the umbrella was held within a tight grasp, it doesn't mean that a very determined individual couldn't snatch it. Three: I don't know, things usually sound better in threes...
whitetiger13131 26
what the actual ****? now who would do this? voldemort, maybe
PenguinBitch 44
You mentioned Voldemort twice. I don't understand what you mean. Can you explain your 'inside joke'?
Dracoboxer357 36
39- Elementary, my dear Penguin. Upon witnessing your confusion, I took it upon myself to look deeper into the manner! ....I creeped her profile page. Go figure. :p First thing she says that she Absolutely Loves, is the boy that lived. So my guess is she's going to insert that square peg Potter into every round hole conversation that comes along on FML.... And really, who's a bigger "round hole" than snake face himself? ;P
Ali_Br_fml 33
For those of you who have never read/heard of Harry Potter, Voldemort is the villain in the Harry Potter books/movies. So every evil person is Voldemort to #30... (Yes, there are people who have never heard of The Boy Who Lived and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named...I'm not sure it's as popular in Switzerland, or with the older generation... (39 is from Switzerland, so that's why I assumed that about Switzerland.) )
livia457 8
That's just lovely
Enslaved 38
"Rain, rain on my face It hasn't stopped raining for days My world is a flood Slowly I become one with the mud"
Dodge4x4Ram 46
haha nice
romanrox909 7
That wasnt nice of him. How rude!
Gho5tk3y 17
And you let them take it from you?! As soon as they reach for it you should've kicked the crap out of them.
RedPillSucks 33
I imagine she was caught by surprise. Also, people keep talking about betting the crap out of XYZ, but most people here wouldn't know what to do when confronted with some big bad dude who wants your [insert stuff here].
Gho5tk3y 17
Fair point, most wouldn't. Society is peaceful for the most part but people should at least know how to defend themselves imo.
CountryGirlx 4
There's a difference between letting them take it and being caught off guard by theft. Just saying.
CountryGirlx 4
How low lifed can you be to possible feel the need to steal an umbrella?
lpf061472 5
谁能告诉我OP是什么意思啊
rlTlk 13
Good! You don't need an umbrella, grow some balls! Wait wait sorry that's just the Oregonian in me. Where the only times umbrellas are out is when it gets too sunny... FYL. BTW any umbrella I've ever seen breaks like nothing. Those little metal arms don't do much good past holding the weight of the material. how did snatching it from you not break it?...