By WishesWasDeaf - 31/01/2010 01:35 - United States

Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl who broke my heart and her boyfriend. I got to overhear the conversation, which included, "I want to go to the car" followed by, "Me too, but I don't have a condom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 812
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blkwhtrbbt 0

why didn't you move? stuck how? like some prankster glued you to the seat?

awww ): Who says that she was his ex girlfriend, though? Maybe she turned him down. Either way, that sucks, bro. I hope things get better for you. Then maybe she'll be jealous.


You deserve it, since you weren't able to keep her.

blkwhtrbbt 0


Not so much heartless, just a troll.

Shystai 0

Skank. Your well to be rid of her mate.

^ OP has a well? ^^ OP, she broke her boyfriend??

ouchthatsux 0

tell her mama!

Lancerman7449 0

man up OP, move on

freekin troll. two cammels in a tiny car

Bennjie 0

what's op o.o

MollyCookies 0

Original poster

haha I love OP's name

who else voted ydi?

bugmenotmofo 34

Well if you both are in high school, im sure you can tell the principle? That does suck for you though. You kinda deserved it for dating a promiscuous girl. That is if she is. Sounds like it if she is having sex in car...

Are you serious?

how are you promiscuous for having sex in a car???

DanceGirl01 0

maybe she had to get something?? and her boyfriend was joking around?? ever think of that. my guy friends do this all the time!! she isn't promiscuous!!!

Telling it to a principle is just crazy talk. Telling a principal is at least possible, though still rather pointless.

Maybe the guy just has a really nice car, like a g37 coupe...

who tells the principal about their personal life....that's like an all time low to tell a principal or a teacher...that's really lame unless u got raped or sumthin but that's a different story for a different time

WOW_idc123 0

maybe they meant tell the principal that his ex gf nher new bf is about to have sex in the car. which they would get into trouble for...unless it's not on school grounds

Horney4her69 0

#38, wanna come to my car?

#58 I was wondering who took my name

Lancerman7449 0

#2 sounds like one of those kids in school tht have no friends because theyre to busy sucking up to teachers

Gumblebum100 0

agreed completly. and once I accidently threw my backpack at my principal… it was kinda funny and he just looked at me weird and walked away but good thing he doesn't remember me and I didn't het in trouble I tried not to laugh when it happened but my friend was talking to me and we have narrow hallways and I threw my backpack across the hallway so I could get my coat and the last time I looked there was nobody in the hall but just as I threw it my principal went by…… yea not the best timing......

number 38 really seems obsessed with sex. just putting it out there...

blkwhtrbbt 0

why didn't you move? stuck how? like some prankster glued you to the seat?

omnistryder 0

yeah, he was stuck because he didn't want to move. he wanted to hear her voice to satisfy some inner feeling he still had.

He was probably stuck because he was sitting there before and if he got up suddenly they would realize he heard them.

yourefreakindumb 0

YDI for being a pussy.

agreed unless your ass was welded to the seat you weren't stuck

beatle909 0

ur an ass.

agree OP needs to man up

That my dear I'd why you tune people out.

DogmaT_fml 4

Hey everybody! Fed v Murray ausie open final is on right now. :D

perdix 29

Federer's a ******* magician, isn't he? He's chopping up Murray like he's some college player out of his league. Unless you are ranked in the top 2 in the world, you are just going to get schooled by Fedo. He's the Tiger Woods of tennis. . . can't wait for his babes to start coming out of the woodwork ;)

DogmaT_fml 4

God damn. yeah i would go so far to say that he is making a pro #5 player in the world look like a lost child running after balls he is never going to get. If measuring Fed to Tiger Woods scandal in degrees, I think the skeletons in Fed's closet would be that he is secretly Osama Bin Laden. Although Fed has too much style to get caught.

perdix 29

Just kidding about Fedo's babes. Did you see that early in the second set, Murray hits a forehand swing volley and Federer answers with a forehand cross-court passing shot? Did you ******* see that?!?!? That kind of talent you might see once in a generation, if you are lucky. Going back to watch the third, now.

DogmaT_fml 4

I got goosebumps during the second game of the 3rd set. brain keeps telling me that its not possible! This has the potential to beat last year's ausie open and I watched nadal and fed to at it till 7 am.. Fed is playing the best i have seen him play... like ever. he is old. however if Murray makes it to the next final, fed be warned.

DogmaT_fml 4

my brain exploded when murray let that break go and then like 4 times in the tiebreak

perdix 29

You shouldn't think a player's "oldness" is just his chronological age. You should consider a component of health, too. In that respect, Federer is a baby. With his fitness, playing style and some good luck, he has managed to be more or less injury-free his whole career. On the other hand, I think Nadal is the old man. Years ago, people were saying that his style was so violent that he would not have a long career. The injuries of the past year or so are proving their prophecies right. I like Nadal, but I fear that we may have seen the best of him in the past. I don't like Murray's mind. I think he is a choker. He had the classic Choker's Rush in the third set. Weak-minded players loosen up when a match is out of hand and can play a brief spurt of awesome tennis, but as soon as the match tightens up, so do they and they end up losing. That's exactly what happened when Murray got broken at 5-3.

Roddick is the best now shutup about tenis. 0_o

YDI for having a skanky ex girlfriend

So now having sex with your boyfriend is considered skanky is it?

Yeah 14 pretty much.

its skanky when youre saying you want to have sex in a car at school. its especially skanky when youre talking about having sex while your ex is sitting right by you.

HaileyBeth16 1

Especially after you break a guys heart..that probably would have been a better and sweet guy than the guy your about to screw in a SCHOOL parking lot where there are a lot of people that will walk by if it's during lunch

lilbyrd43 0

I don't get it...Do you have assigned seats at lunch or something?

stand up and punch them both in the face