Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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waswashere
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They need to piss off
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TheEpicMilkMan
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maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?
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melissafleming
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ha
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waswashere
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They need to piss off
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Jonkbaby
| 19
one up them, take a dump in your locker
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sinking_fish
| 12
21- ...take one in his? Or theirs?
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
No need to escalate the situation. Simply say your locker has gonorrhea, and whoever stuck their penis inside should expect a bloody trip to the bathroom.
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hellokaitty13
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Hey it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
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tatababe
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I dig your sarcasm
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manny9852
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definitely.
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smartblondey
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21-That's kinda gross but they deserve it!!
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kat2943
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Better to be pissed on than pissed through >.>
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Marcelb
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Yeah, that definitely means you're popular. :)
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1happymummy
| 14
Sarcasm.
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Marcelb
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I actually know what sarcasm is, which is why I was using it.
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The_Troller
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You don't say...
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kotabones
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They do need a sarcasm font
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The_Troller
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^ That was for #10. I got ninja'd. Twice.
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murdersquirrel
| 15
Sarcmark. It's real. Google it.
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masonsweats
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rokmonkey18
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I think OP means he/she is suddenly popular because of the incident, #3...
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TheEpicMilkMan
| 13
maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?
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EatnBeef
| 7
He was claiming his territory. Establishing male dominance. And being a faggot
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Civilianswilldie
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Why was that comment moderated? There was nothing wrong with it. Smfh
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Civilianswilldie
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Fuck the system and I hope the moderator dies along with his peace of shit family
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TherealMort
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Hey moderator. I hope you burn to death. And you faggot mom.
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kristena103
| 14
U meant "in" not ON your locker
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TheEpicMilkMan
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I'm only human D': I'm bound to fuck up sooner or later I'm sorry I can't be perfect like you :'(
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bagofshit
| 0
Fuck you you look like a herpes infested justin bieber
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jbfan23100
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You mean 'you' not 'U'.
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ImTheAlpha
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Aww, Mr. MilkMan, døn't worry, the dude correcting yøu is just a hypocrite with nothing better to dø.
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tylersign
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Ladder? Naw. If you want something badly enough, it'll get done. Assassin's Creed style or not.
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Osito2011
| 9
They probably pissed in spray bottle or something like that....sounds like op is probably popular or is a huge nerd that everyone pics on...
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EduJav321
| 24
Ninja pee
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Swiftly
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25- *picks
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jisaac09
| 25
If it is anything like the top lockers at most schools (all the schools I have been to) it is only about 4 ft or so off the floor. I could stand back and aim up a little and piss a locker full. My opinion is it wouldn't be too hard. But that is assuming it wasn't a female who peed in OPs locker.
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freakinglaugher
| 10
The vent holes for our lockers is about 6ft. I of course could reach that, and not because I'm tall. Ladies. *sniffles forever alone*
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demonmonkey
| 13
You know you're a cocky asshole when you're profile pic is if your abs...
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jisaac09
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OR I am not ashamed of my body. Are girls "cocky assholes" because the show cleavage? If I was fat and had a picture of me shirtless it wouldn't bother anyone, but I keep getting people like you who don't like that anyone is proud of anything. How about you enjoy the life you have and stop trying to bring people down that do? That'll make you more happy.
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DKjazz
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25 & 79- *pisses
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AssassinsCRB
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That game is awesome hence my name
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OhHushDear
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Yes, 117. Girls who show off their cleavage are cocky. That's kind of a "duh" thing.
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ohSNAPyall
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Anyone could have done this with a cup. Problem solved.
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mmblack0599
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Yeah Buddy!
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Justin23L
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When its a close up of JUST abs or boobs, then yes, it is cocky. Be a little more subtle and not just "HEY LOOK GUIZ I WORK OUT"
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heyyitscharley
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Popularity sounds fun in ur school.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
You haven't figured out that pouting your lips makes you less attractive yet, have you?
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
Are we making fun of someone?
I wanna try!
Hey 6! You're dumb!
*runs away giggling*
I wanna try!
Hey 6! You're dumb!
*runs away giggling*
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goldfishgod
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34 - That's really uncalled for, whether it's true or not.
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Crlnprz
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BANG!!! Duck Hunting Season
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HussREC
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lmfaooo WIN!
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mee181
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I don't know why this got so many dislikes. Y'all do know she was being sarcastic right?
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awwwyeah_png
| 4
It's probably a weird day for FML...
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Crlnprz
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BANG!
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yermomsanus08
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Too bad you wouldn't have any
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ShroomsOnAcid
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The most important question is, are you male or female? Pissing in a locker from a ladder is a feat I'd pay to see performed by a female. For educational purposes, of course. I'm not a pervert. Really.
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rachelkoo
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"No, you're not."
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sinking_fish
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24- Was there a point to the quotations? Or..?
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hueybuntfosho
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He was quoting everyone who has said that phrase
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dannyfiona
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Di fucking tto
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skyttlz
| 32
Seems Legit
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Buttsexpirate
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That's nasty and wrong. Find out who it was and shit in their locker! That'll learn em'
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Jakesterk96
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*Waits for wanna be Grammar Nazis*
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dylanmurre
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I fuckin hate grammar nazi's!!!
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THE_A_TEEN
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*fucking
My work here is done. HI-HO GRAMMAR NAZI, AAAWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
My work here is done. HI-HO GRAMMAR NAZI, AAAWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
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4Legend
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9 - I just read "That's nasty" in Cleveland Brown's voice, am I the only one. . . . ?
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Mister_Triangle
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As a Grammar Nazi, I find nothing wrong with that comment. 'Ironic' mistakes are perfectly acceptable for humor. Move along
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DocBastard
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You obviously pissed off someone enough to get pissed on.
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ninjuh_wingman
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If thats what being popular gets you, I'd rather be a nerd.
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vitty_z
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accidentally commented and can't delete it on my phone. don't mind me...
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girl112891
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It probably was a nerd who peed in his locker. Compared to the popular guys, they'd be the only ones smart enough to manage making it happen.