one up them, take a dump in your locker

21- ...take one in his? Or theirs?

No need to escalate the situation. Simply say your locker has gonorrhea, and whoever stuck their penis inside should expect a bloody trip to the bathroom.

Hey it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

I dig your sarcasm

definitely.

21-That's kinda gross but they deserve it!!

Better to be pissed on than pissed through >.>

Sarcasm.

I actually know what sarcasm is, which is why I was using it.

You don't say...

They do need a sarcasm font

^ That was for #10. I got ninja'd. Twice.

Sarcmark. It's real. Google it.

Me and my friend jake are actually in the process of making a sarcastic font app for the apple and android market. It's still being designed so if you have any ideas for it reply to this or send me a message. We plan to call the app sarcastica. (yes I did accidentally post this comment instead of replying so that's why this is also comment 99)

I think OP means he/she is suddenly popular because of the incident, #3...

He was claiming his territory. Establishing male dominance. And being a faggot

Why was that comment moderated? There was nothing wrong with it. Smfh

Fuck the system and I hope the moderator dies along with his peace of shit family

Hey moderator. I hope you burn to death. And you faggot mom.

U meant "in" not ON your locker

I'm only human D': I'm bound to fuck up sooner or later I'm sorry I can't be perfect like you :'(

Fuck you you look like a herpes infested justin bieber

You mean 'you' not 'U'.

Aww, Mr. MilkMan, døn't worry, the dude correcting yøu is just a hypocrite with nothing better to dø.

They probably pissed in spray bottle or something like that....sounds like op is probably popular or is a huge nerd that everyone pics on...

Ninja pee

25- *picks

If it is anything like the top lockers at most schools (all the schools I have been to) it is only about 4 ft or so off the floor. I could stand back and aim up a little and piss a locker full. My opinion is it wouldn't be too hard. But that is assuming it wasn't a female who peed in OPs locker.

The vent holes for our lockers is about 6ft. I of course could reach that, and not because I'm tall. Ladies. *sniffles forever alone*

You know you're a cocky asshole when you're profile pic is if your abs...

OR I am not ashamed of my body. Are girls "cocky assholes" because the show cleavage? If I was fat and had a picture of me shirtless it wouldn't bother anyone, but I keep getting people like you who don't like that anyone is proud of anything. How about you enjoy the life you have and stop trying to bring people down that do? That'll make you more happy.

25 & 79- *pisses

That game is awesome hence my name

Yes, 117. Girls who show off their cleavage are cocky. That's kind of a "duh" thing.

Anyone could have done this with a cup. Problem solved.

Yeah Buddy!

When its a close up of JUST abs or boobs, then yes, it is cocky. Be a little more subtle and not just "HEY LOOK GUIZ I WORK OUT"

You haven't figured out that pouting your lips makes you less attractive yet, have you?

Are we making fun of someone? I wanna try! Hey 6! You're dumb! *runs away giggling*

34 - That's really uncalled for, whether it's true or not.

BANG!!! Duck Hunting Season

lmfaooo WIN!

I don't know why this got so many dislikes. Y'all do know she was being sarcastic right?

It's probably a weird day for FML...

BANG!

Too bad you wouldn't have any

"No, you're not."

24- Was there a point to the quotations? Or..?

He was quoting everyone who has said that phrase

Di fucking tto

Seems Legit

*Waits for wanna be Grammar Nazis*

I fuckin hate grammar nazi's!!!

*fucking My work here is done. HI-HO GRAMMAR NAZI, AAAWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!

9 - I just read "That's nasty" in Cleveland Brown's voice, am I the only one. . . . ?

As a Grammar Nazi, I find nothing wrong with that comment. 'Ironic' mistakes are perfectly acceptable for humor. Move along

accidentally commented and can't delete it on my phone. don't mind me...

It probably was a nerd who peed in his locker. Compared to the popular guys, they'd be the only ones smart enough to manage making it happen.