By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 12:46 - United States
Same thing different taste
How smelly is your piss?
By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland
By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown
Oh, hello there, don't mind me
By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit
By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville
By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States
By rimenrezon - 06/01/2015 14:10 - United States - Tampa
By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02
By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26
By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine
By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00
Top comments
Comments
ha
They need to piss off
one up them, take a dump in your locker
No need to escalate the situation. Simply say your locker has gonorrhea, and whoever stuck their penis inside should expect a bloody trip to the bathroom.
I dig your sarcasm
definitely.
21-That's kinda gross but they deserve it!!
Better to be pissed on than pissed through >.>
Yeah, that definitely means you're popular. :)
Sarcasm.
I actually know what sarcasm is, which is why I was using it.
They do need a sarcasm font
Sarcmark. It's real. Google it.
Me and my friend jake are actually in the process of making a sarcastic font app for the apple and android market. It's still being designed so if you have any ideas for it reply to this or send me a message. We plan to call the app sarcastica. (yes I did accidentally post this comment instead of replying so that's why this is also comment 99)
I think OP means he/she is suddenly popular because of the incident, #3...
He was claiming his territory. Establishing male dominance. And being a ******
Why was that comment moderated? There was nothing wrong with it. Smfh
**** the system and I hope the moderator dies along with his peace of shit family
Hey moderator. I hope you burn to death. And you ****** mom.
You mean 'you' not 'U'.
Aww, Mr. MilkMan, døn't worry, the dude correcting yøu is just a hypocrite with nothing better to dø.
Ladder? Naw. If you want something badly enough, it'll get done. Assassin's Creed style or not.
Ninja pee
25- *picks
If it is anything like the top lockers at most schools (all the schools I have been to) it is only about 4 ft or so off the floor. I could stand back and aim up a little and piss a locker full. My opinion is it wouldn't be too hard. But that is assuming it wasn't a female who peed in OPs locker.
The vent holes for our lockers is about 6ft. I of course could reach that, and not because I'm tall. Ladies. *sniffles forever alone*
You know you're a cocky asshole when you're profile pic is if your abs...
OR I am not ashamed of my body. Are girls "cocky assholes" because the show cleavage? If I was fat and had a picture of me shirtless it wouldn't bother anyone, but I keep getting people like you who don't like that anyone is proud of anything. How about you enjoy the life you have and stop trying to bring people down that do? That'll make you more happy.
That game is awesome hence my name
Yes, 117. Girls who show off their cleavage are cocky. That's kind of a "duh" thing.
Anyone could have done this with a cup. Problem solved.
When its a close up of JUST abs or boobs, then yes, it is cocky. Be a little more subtle and not just "HEY LOOK GUIZ I WORK OUT"
You haven't figured out that pouting your lips makes you less attractive yet, have you?
Are we making fun of someone? I wanna try! Hey 6! You're dumb! *runs away giggling*
34 - That's really uncalled for, whether it's true or not.
BANG!!! Duck Hunting Season
I don't know why this got so many dislikes. Y'all do know she was being sarcastic right?
It's probably a weird day for FML...
BANG!
The most important question is, are you male or female? Pissing in a locker from a ladder is a feat I'd pay to see performed by a female. For educational purposes, of course. I'm not a pervert. Really.
"No, you're not."
He was quoting everyone who has said that phrase
Di ******* tto
That's nasty and wrong. Find out who it was and shit in their locker! That'll learn em'
I ****** hate grammar nazi's!!!
******** My work here is done. HI-HO GRAMMAR NAZI, AAAWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
9 - I just read "That's nasty" in Cleveland Brown's voice, am I the only one. . . . ?
You obviously pissed off someone enough to get pissed on.
accidentally commented and can't delete it on my phone. don't mind me...
It probably was a nerd who peed in his locker. Compared to the popular guys, they'd be the only ones smart enough to manage making it happen.
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
They need to piss off
maybe your ego caused them to piss on your locker?