By rimenrezon - 06/01/2015 14:10 - United States - Tampa
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Were they drunk?
Probably PISS drunk.
I'm glad you capitalized that pun. I don't think anyone would've noticed how witty it was if you hadn't.
No, it's just Florida.
That was my first thought...really drunk, went to the wrong door, struggled to get in because they really had to pee, couldn't hold it anymore so pissed on mat...then realized they were at the wrong door and stumbled off. Only thing that makes me doubt the theory is what I presume was the time of day - who is THAT drunk in the middle of the day?? Either way, f your life OP, and glad you're safe regardless. If it was a real break-in attempt, good thing you were in class.
Probably
Yeah but he was probably still pissed about it
They must really not like that mat.
Guess they didn't feel welcome
Or maybe they felt a little to welcome and comfortable.
I imagine it's one of those cartoon dents with the outline of their face as the dent.
if it makes you feel better they probably messed up their shoulder pretty bad if they managed to dent a metal door.
when you gotta go you gotta go
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Buying a new welcome mat is easier than replacing everything they would have stolen.
Were they drunk?