By rimenrezon - 06/01/2015 14:10 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
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19990231 29

Buying a new welcome mat is easier than replacing everything they would have stolen.

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Vahex 19
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Were they drunk?

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Vahex 19
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Were they drunk?

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Mysterious_one 26

my guess is that some one took the welcome sign soo serious and thought it's welcomed to break in ?

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mightycocoman 12
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Probably PISS drunk.

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Pesticides 19
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I'm glad you capitalized that pun. I don't think anyone would've noticed how witty it was if you hadn't.

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Raxy_fml 18
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No, it's just Florida.

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Marcella1016 31

That was my first thought...really drunk, went to the wrong door, struggled to get in because they really had to pee, couldn't hold it anymore so pissed on mat...then realized they were at the wrong door and stumbled off. Only thing that makes me doubt the theory is what I presume was the time of day - who is THAT drunk in the middle of the day?? Either way, f your life OP, and glad you're safe regardless. If it was a real break-in attempt, good thing you were in class.

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19990231 29

Buying a new welcome mat is easier than replacing everything they would have stolen.

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desoxyn242 14
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Yeah but he was probably still pissed about it

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HighasaCloud 46

Doesn't change the fact that OP shouldn't need to replace anything, no matter how inexpensive.

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19990231 29

Op doesn't actually have, wash the mat and he'll be fine.

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WhackTheJackal 22
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They must really not like that mat.

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molly471 22
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Guess they didn't feel welcome

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Or maybe they felt a little to welcome and comfortable.

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shiny_shipper 28

They left a dent in the door? Wow. At least they didn't get in.

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TordNorski 30

He was trying to use your bathroom.

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MrSassypants 32
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I imagine it's one of those cartoon dents with the outline of their face as the dent.

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DARKDAY07 16
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if it makes you feel better they probably messed up their shoulder pretty bad if they managed to dent a metal door.

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bearstyle22 11
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when you gotta go you gotta go

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KhaleesiDannie 26

That sucks but hopefully they messed up their shoulder and at least they didn't rob you

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