About Baconator666
I am spawn of Satan. Lol Jk I'm a guy who loves all things funny. I will do almost anything to be funny and cheer people up, because I like to believe I've felt enough sadness for a hundred people. Oh, well. Bacon is better than sex. Bowties are cool. Fuck most FPS games. Love Bioshock, Gears of War, GTA, Halo (1,2,3,Reach), Portal, Half Life, Infamous, Fallout, Blink 182, Nirvana, Radiohead, Crown the Empire, Fallout Boy, +44, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, Nine Inch Nails, etc. From New York, but I moved to Ireland about a month ago. I miss home. I can deal with almost any situation with a smile, since nothing comes close to all the pain I've already felt in my life (except losing a parent). The Godfather is amazing. If you don't like me, go fuck yourself. Fuck SOPA. If you wanna talk, send me a message. I will talk about anything, so long as you don't try preaching to me. Not gonna tell my name, I'm Star. "We learn to live if we learn to have scars" -Mark Hoppus, Blink 182
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