Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
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Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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Raleigh_bruh 7
What did the note say..? I'm so curious. :o
starlitgrl 0
looks like your friend is in some deep shit with people lol
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Comments (111)
BitterLoser 0
you shoulda googled how to remove superglue off a car windshield!!!
Blloorrdd 0
acetone and paint thinner will dissolve super glue; problem solved, easy peasy...
kuntageous 0
violent much Kimberly lol.
Chfanfiction 0
Use nail polish remover- it'll come right off.
popemichael 9
As most people have said: acetone You should have hit up google instead of FML so you wouldn't seem like an ignorant cave person. FYL.
popemichael 9
Also, a cool thing to do with the left over acetone? Make chloroform! Acetone + bleach = chloroform Get your revenge on the neighbor for ******* with your car with revenge ranging from "surprise sex" to unconscious beat down and "surprise sex" from a splintered broom handle.
sallen0046 4
You can post on fml, but you can't take a minute to look up how to remove super glue from glass?
timmy455 0
i dont get it
sammy22 0
use hair spray-gets glue/sharpie marker off shit.goo gone might work too
cnash5000 0
Before you do anything to remove the note from your car, this is something that you and your friend need to report to the cops. This is an act of vandalism (your car) and harassment (the note for your friend). Your friend might be in trouble... so just to be safe... call the cops first (dialing the non-emergency number). As for getting the super glue off of your car: Do NOT use razor blades to remove the super glue... that will only damage the windshield glass of your car. And don't waste your money on buying a new windshield. I would suggest trying nail polish remover. I'm sure your friend or one of the neighbors must have one that you could borrow. Or any rubbing alcohol. You could also try hairspray... but the nail polish remover is your best bet. If the job becomes very challenging, then try acetone and paint thinner. Good luck...
phishlips 0
Your friend probably knows who it is. If he or she won't pay you for the damages, charge for vandalism. If your friend says she/he has no idea who did it, I call bullsh!t.