Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
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Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
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jubejube239 24
Society these days...
noobienick 19
Bitches be crazy.
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Comments (96)
FrankHotpants 31
That's ridiculous, not your problem that they've allowed this and even worst supported that kind of behavior from their daughter
covergirlkourt 1
Really? People these days:(
mkcherry 14
Yeah I only use Facebook to Plan events and keep in touch with out of country famy members and their children. Too many half naked teenagers and psychotic dramatic people. I don't add friends of friends, middle school friends I haven't seen in decades, acquaintances, coworkers any of that shit.
shakile78 7
Time to call the cops
squideth 18
I love how people are making this FML all about them and how "special" they are for hating/not using Facebook. I feel sorry for the girl who has panic attacks, she needs professional help and apparently has a mother who is too stupid to get her some.
Nandezz021 2
I see Prozac in her future..lol
stiffster 5
you should introduce her to Tom from Myspace, he'd be there for her
jobson 4
got friendzoned and abused lol, we've all been there
focenspeil 7
I feel like somebody else is to blame here. Perhaps parenting could've been a factor. An episode of South Park comes to mind.
CzarLaval 9
Stand up for yourself and you decisions never let buttonholes like that tell you whats what.