Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
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Top comments
jubejube239 24
Society these days...
noobienick 19
Bitches be crazy.
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pooldude 24
wow, our generation is getting lamer and lamer day by day.
ItsATwinThing 9
I had a girl who became kind of obsessed with me. She was all depressing, always talking about killing herself. So one day I suggested her seeing a psychologist...anyway she got pissed off because I suggested she was 'crazy' I stopped talking to because I was fed of her constant plea for attention and deleted her on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter and BBM but she constantly sent me abusive messages with new accounts even if I blocked her, she even got her friends involved so I had people 24/7 sending messages about how horrible I was. Soon she broke because I didn't say a word to any of them, she wanted me to retaliate and soon she was all like "please talk to me" blah blah blah. But soon they give up.
romeonsingcross 15
Panic attacks have no particular cause, so you did not do anything.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Apparently adding someone on FB is no big deal..deleting them is though..I think that girl just might be a facebook addict. If friendship equates FB status, count me out.
ciammmm 11
I fully believe that Facebook is bringing about the destruction of the world. I do have one, mostly used to communicate with far away family and friends though. I did have a point that I became far too obsessed and had to slap myself and wake up. I keep friends at a minimum and delete people constantly. One month without contact gets you booted. I've had people threaten me because I deleted them! It's not that serious, and I want it to fade.
KissMyAnthia200 12
**** you,Mark Zuckeberg!
awkward_gothlady 32
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I guess...
Alloytrident 4
And this one got run over by a lawnmower. I de-activated my account after getting it 5 days ago. Everyone panicked my postbox was stolen I basically gave up on any form of humanity. I mean the model United Nations club at my school says I have to have a Facebook so they can tell me all the important bits about it. Apparently it's too much hassle to send a email too people without fb
fantasyworld 39
Facebook is helpful with finding old friends, but they way some are obsessed with it makes me scared for humanity.
dayavera 9
how can you be best friends with someone you dont even know lol, and what does facebook has to do with this lil bitch is crazy!!
AmberP02 14
No matter what I still wouldn't re-activate my account. If she is freaking out because of that she must be tripping.
crazycly 7
I saw a southpark episode like this once!