Family and Thief: Golden child

Golden child

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 07:30 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I found out my junkie brother broke into my home, and stole mine AND my children's belongings whilst we were on holiday. I rang my mother to vent, only for her to blatantly defend him and insist I got it wrong. We caught him on camera, and now I'm being scolded for even thinking he would do such a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 473

You deserved it 86

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Stashed

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 00:01

Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 183

You deserved it 85

Freeloadin' freewheelin'

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 122

You deserved it 89

Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 966

You deserved it 84

By cunts, cunts everywhere - 11/03/2013 11:57 - Australia

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 387

You deserved it 2 779

Golden child

By ohhaithur - 26/07/2019 02:00

Today, my mom accused me of stealing $350 from her. She didn't accuse my unemployed brother, who just bought a brand new iPhone. Even after he confessed to her, she thought he was covering for me. My brother has a criminal record for theft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 777

You deserved it 107

Druggies

By Citivolus - 11/05/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 416

You deserved it 83

Tone police

By Firstborn - 16/05/2017 19:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 266

You deserved it 273

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 332

You deserved it 2 119

By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 023

You deserved it 2 334

By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 750

You deserved it 344

tounces7 27

Wednesday 27 January 2021 20:14

Show both the police and your mother the video footage. Have him arrested and press charges, he's unlikely to seek help on his own, and hitting rock bottom can sometimes be the only incentive to do so.

Warp1978 15

Wednesday 27 January 2021 23:19

Press charges and cut him and possibly your mother out of your lives unless

Comments

mekiswrite 21

Wednesday 27 January 2021 20:10

Get the average value of the things he stole and take him to court

tounces7 27

Wednesday 27 January 2021 20:14

rainbowdonnareed 18

Wednesday 27 January 2021 23:19

I agree and get a house sitter next time. My ex sister in law stole my SSN I'm still dealing with it 15 years later. she worked in 2017 I'm disabled so now I must prove it wasn't me

Lora Wood 11

Wednesday 27 January 2021 21:26

Yup, time to make it official he will hold you hostage for the rest of his life.

Warp1978 15

Wednesday 27 January 2021 23:19

Press charges and cut him and possibly your mother out of your lives unless

juggalo2 20

Thursday 28 January 2021 10:10

Your mom's an enabler. If she was a better mother maybe her son wouldn't be an addict criminal right now. Prosecute your brother and cut your mom out of your life. Excusing criminal and abusive behavior helps no one.