Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
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Top comments
jubejube239 24
Society these days...
noobienick 19
Bitches be crazy.
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Comments (96)
Sudapta94 4
Overly Attached best friend?
Rexor 9
Nope. Just a crazy bitch.
lil_miss_simran 15
Some people are crazy in love with facebook. It's so unhealthy
DragonPorn 15
Facebook. At first everyone hated anything hashtaggy on there, and now you can't go without a post with #swag and a selfie.
worldclassrager 41
So it seems you hurt her self esteem how dare you!
91hayek 31
Sometimes instead of explaining in real life where and how I got certain information from a stranger on the internet, I just say 'my friend' told me. So I'm guilty of this too. However, I have never claimed that they were my best friend.
Anaphylaxis 1
I've realised that you consistently misunderstand many of these FMLs. Are you doing it on purpose??
BrotherPhil 35
Possibly #18 was referring to the "best friend" thing?
91hayek 31
Okay #44 I'll try to understand them more better.
psychomomma19 12
Lol!!!! She cray cray with Daddy issues!
mcm_3 16
Ummm.... what?
KissMyAnthia200 12
#19 thinks that she's crazy and has issues with her parents
KingLewisII 34
Wow #19 talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
lulinator 40
So said that social media crosses over way too much into "real life."
mete_orito 34
Her mother has to take to that girl to a psychologist. Panic attacks are treatable and she needs to get a life.
xMykiss 11
Um I guess you got a stalker?
orsombre_fml 11
or a crush...
WildJubeJube 16
Oh wow kids there's days... I don't even have Facebook. But I mean, "Best friends..." On FACEBOOK?! Plz no hate. But seriously people. I'm probably gunna be on "WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET" for this comment but ya know.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
You're trying to hard to be put on that show.
z3r0d4z3 22
Tell me I'm pretty, wahhh!