Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Drunk and stupid
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Red flag
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Smooth
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Strike
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
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PickYourPoison 0
It means all your friends use whitening strips.
perdix 31
It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.
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gottalovepixar 0
Um, hello? You people are sometimes reallly dumb. Some people's teeth come in discolored, and even though they brush there teeth twice a day, they can have stains on their teeth.
benshady 0
you need to get your ass to a dentist ASAP!
Vagrarian 2
Some of you dopes make me sick. Teeth turn yellow naturally...this standard of white white white white white teeth is an invention of Hollywood and advertising. In reality, everyone's teeth yellow to some degree or another as you age; it varies from person to person. And you could simply be cursed with bad teeth; yes, it's genetic, and there's nothing you can do about it. AND...as someone else pointed out...medications can do it as well. Some antibiotics, such as tetracycline, if taken in childhood, make your adult teeth come in yellow or even brown, and nothing can whiten them. (And yes, I know these things, I work in dentistry.) It's stupid to demand that everyone have perfect teeth...and the people I know with amazing perfect teeth either have dentures or bonds and veneers and other extensive work. So if the OP is that worried about their teeth, they should go talk to their dentist...but otherwise, just be content with the knowledge that your teeth are no worse than may other people's, and just be confident and proud to be yourself.
xoxkarinexox 0
noooo you guys dont get it. she isnt ashamed of everyone having cleaner teeth, its because everyone has given a ******* but her. no one on fml would really be complaining about yellow teeth, right? theyd be complaining about something related to sex.
jchansfan 0
Its a guy einstein. Plus not having had a guys genitals in your mouth recently is hardly an FML.
bored690 0
YDI for being a whiny bitch.
i2smart2trick 15
BRUSH YO nasty ass teeth not once...or twice....or three times.....but 73.:::nasty ass YDI
LilaBear 2
hey guys it's not fair to say YDI. Some people have yellowed teeth for reasons OTHER than not cleaning their teeth. I have one tooth that has a yellow stain on it and not even the dentists could figure out why, even though it was perfectly clean. Having perfectly white teeth is generally not natural.
dysfunctionalfam_fml 0
YOU ARE NASTY
WeeHutchie 0
Psychs7 11
Has any one else noticed that after the first three posts the conversation just kinda repeated itself? Are we stuck on loop? Brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* Seriously stfu unles you have something original to say, oh and if you havnt read everything posted before you just don't bother
yourmumspanties 0
lolol YDI for going to a bowling alley with a black light