By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 975
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

It means all your friends use whitening strips.

perdix 29

It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.

Comments

Um, hello? You people are sometimes reallly dumb. Some people's teeth come in discolored, and even though they brush there teeth twice a day, they can have stains on their teeth.

you need to get your ass to a dentist ASAP!

Some of you dopes make me sick. Teeth turn yellow naturally...this standard of white white white white white teeth is an invention of Hollywood and advertising. In reality, everyone's teeth yellow to some degree or another as you age; it varies from person to person. And you could simply be cursed with bad teeth; yes, it's genetic, and there's nothing you can do about it. AND...as someone else pointed out...medications can do it as well. Some antibiotics, such as tetracycline, if taken in childhood, make your adult teeth come in yellow or even brown, and nothing can whiten them. (And yes, I know these things, I work in dentistry.) It's stupid to demand that everyone have perfect teeth...and the people I know with amazing perfect teeth either have dentures or bonds and veneers and other extensive work. So if the OP is that worried about their teeth, they should go talk to their dentist...but otherwise, just be content with the knowledge that your teeth are no worse than may other people's, and just be confident and proud to be yourself.

noooo you guys dont get it. she isnt ashamed of everyone having cleaner teeth, its because everyone has given a ******* but her. no one on fml would really be complaining about yellow teeth, right? theyd be complaining about something related to sex.

jchansfan 0

Its a guy einstein. Plus not having had a guys genitals in your mouth recently is hardly an FML.

BRUSH YO nasty ass teeth not once...or twice....or three times.....but 73.:::nasty ass YDI

hey guys it's not fair to say YDI. Some people have yellowed teeth for reasons OTHER than not cleaning their teeth. I have one tooth that has a yellow stain on it and not even the dentists could figure out why, even though it was perfectly clean. Having perfectly white teeth is generally not natural.

Has any one else noticed that after the first three posts the conversation just kinda repeated itself? Are we stuck on loop? Brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have **** stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* Seriously stfu unles you have something original to say, oh and if you havnt read everything posted before you just don't bother

lolol YDI for going to a bowling alley with a black light