By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 974
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Same thing different taste

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It means all your friends use whitening strips.

perdix 29

It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

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Show it anyway

Not sure whether to click FYL or YDI. Could be due to a loss of tooth enamel. If not, YDI.

lol, havent u ever heard of a toothbrush, some toothpaste, and some dental floss???

Is anyone else thinking of that Friends episode? Where Ross freaks out that one girl with his teeth? Congratulations, you're not like him!

Saw this episode today on TV, and yes, was totally thinking of it.

KWifey305 0

use Crest Whitening Strips lol

I brush my teeth three times a day, doesn't help

you got fake teeth homie... caps or crowns or some shit

If you're teeth were really bad they possibly would have glowed green. The enamel on mine is very thin so no matter how well I clean them they still look dull and a little yellowish and mine glowed slightly green on a ghost train ride. Might have been a slightly different type of light though.