Miscellaneous: Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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PickYourPoison 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:06

It means all your friends use whitening strips.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:02

It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.

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Vicklovespuppies 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:43

sooo were you looking for sympathy from other dirtbags? ydi.

myballs 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:04

HAHAHA THIS! But really, my teeth are shittier than your's, OP, no doubt.

PapasConQueso 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:09

hahaha lol

Chock_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:10

Wow, your teeth are messed up.

ashbaby010 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:30

hahaha. that's gross. buy a toothbrush.

unluckystar123 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:31

thats sad, they must of used the whiting strips, because only fake teeth r that white

allisha 7

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:32

I was going to say YDI but then again if your teeth are average I don't think they glow either. Don't use white strips, the only way they make your teeth whiter is by taking the enamel away. I learned the hard way.

wyld3fyr3 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:42

wait, so the FML is cause th guy didin't have **** stains in his mouth?

pinky2 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:58

#41 you FAIL

coolsteve 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:07

eat more paper paper is white

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