Miscellaneous: Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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PickYourPoison 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:06

It means all your friends use whitening strips.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:02

It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.

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xApril 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:52

there are people starving and dying of AIDS but **** YOUR life?

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:55

That's definitely a ydi. Ever heard of oral hygene??

WeeHutchie 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:36

You, sir, win.

srak 0

Monday 9 November 2009 15:18

brush your damn teeth then

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 9 November 2009 19:21

"All my friends have veneers and I don't! FML"

phatdaddy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 20:25

It's because they were actually all pod people. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your friends are all dead, and you may want to leave town before they get you, too.

weqg 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:14

Try brushing you freak. THERE, Problem solved!

dragonflygal 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:00

nowhere near as bad as the pregnant woman who drove 600 miles only to meet her boyfriend's wife and kids...

SliceOfVanilla 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:00

Zezing 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:38

STFU twinklecunt and go brush your teeth

Twinklestar 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:21

Make me

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 22:05

You go girl! Don't take no shit! If he tries it again, breathe on him with yo stank ass breath!!!

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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