Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
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Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
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Top comments
PickYourPoison 0
It means all your friends use whitening strips.
perdix 31
It's because your mouth is a Black Hole.
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Comments (123)
FaithX 0
The op probably doesn't use whitening toothpaste - teeth themselves don't really glow under blacklight people.
teqifsha 0
White stuff doesn't glow, shirts gliw because tide and other bleach substitutes contain phosphorous which glows under black light. So F their lives for having phosphorous on tgeir theeth.
kremit 1
HAHA YOU WILL NEVER HAVE BEAUTIFUL GLOWING GREEN TEETH LIKE THE REST OF US! kill yourself ?
UselessName 0
LOL
xdxbx 0
your teeth will not glow naturally. your friends probably took tetracycline when they were kids, which leaves yellowish stains on teeth that will cause them to glow under UV light
Biatche 0
I thought it was because they had **** in their mouths......
mmmyeahsaraa 0
brush much? lol
teddypicker_fml 0
Oh shit! That's ****** up! Come one man, wash your mouth!
ddrluna 2
If that is seriously the worst part of your day, then you're doing pretty damn well.
aTRAGEDY 0
o noez I haven't heard of toothpaste and a toothbrush before where can I get them from??? lmao seriously brush your teeth more than once a mth that way you won't have yuck mouth duh
troublesleeping 0
glowing teeth means that there's bacteria growing that respond to the light. if your teeth aren't glowing it means there's nothing growing on them. congrats!