Miscellaneous: Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were... - FML

By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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wowhoopla 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:09

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

theman34 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

give the man his cookies

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pipp360 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:17

he said cookies but we all know wat he really wanted...

mptothedc 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:26

We're close to identifying the suspect. Now was he blue or did he have a big white beard?

lonlygurl250 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:44

lol i love this...as long as ur ok and nothing horrible went wrong it could b a pretty fun as hell story

salvanaimsocool 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:58

AWESOME

BLAARGH 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:13

that wasnt a drunk guy that was CHUCK NORRIS' brother

theTwoFacedAngel 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:05

I DEEM THIS LULZWORTHY I would have laughed till I pissed myself, then I would tell him the cookies were almost done and call the cops cause that dude has so much wrong with him

KesiaFabulous 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:43

Hahahha total win for the drunk guy!! lol Did you give him a cookie? :P I would have laughed sooo hard, after giving him a cookie and calling the cops of course! :)

NaNi0713 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:11

LMFAO wtf? dats a strange robber

TeeHooligan 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 6:41

Drunk..... Short guy? Aka 9 yrs old

songsparrow 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 23:48

That man embodies the true fatty spirit. You should be honored to have him in your home.

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