Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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pipp360 0
he said cookies but we all know wat he really wanted...
mptothedc 0
We're close to identifying the suspect. Now was he blue or did he have a big white beard?
lonlygurl250 0
lol i love this...as long as ur ok and nothing horrible went wrong it could b a pretty fun as hell story
salvanaimsocool 0
AWESOME
BLAARGH 0
that wasnt a drunk guy that was CHUCK NORRIS' brother
theTwoFacedAngel 2
I DEEM THIS LULZWORTHY I would have laughed till I pissed myself, then I would tell him the cookies were almost done and call the cops cause that dude has so much wrong with him
KesiaFabulous 0
Hahahha total win for the drunk guy!! lol Did you give him a cookie? :P I would have laughed sooo hard, after giving him a cookie and calling the cops of course! :)
NaNi0713 0
LMFAO wtf? dats a strange robber
TeeHooligan 0
Drunk..... Short guy? Aka 9 yrs old
songsparrow 0
That man embodies the true fatty spirit. You should be honored to have him in your home.