Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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Comments (203)
xxblanczx 0
lol
bloozombie 0
hahhaaahahahahahhaahahaahaha
xaja24 0
at least he has good intentions
Aguillen 0
Too bad he didn't want a hamburger..."hamburglar"
roadracer39 5
the guy wasn't drunk, he was obviously stoned. hahaha!
jrdswdn 1
Oh yes! Santa's coming, toys for nice people and booze for the naughty ones
crazyrunnergirl 7
you should have been like sugar or chocolate chip?
nedraAa 0
I like cookies
afterthought11 0
well, a drunk mans actions are a sober mans thoughts :P
iLove2Laugh 4
shouls be LOL