Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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kylehi0 0
I would of shanked him.
wowhoopla 0
well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
teentee401 37
Nice
midnight1890 17
At least he's the sharing type of drunk instead of the angry?
kitkatkatie 0
lol that freaking hilours at least he only stole cookies!
kittyno 0
This story belongs on MLIA, not FML.
iBiteRoses 22
MLIA is dead.
DawnFireAngel 0
... I'd go with giving him the cookie while laughing my ass off.
week_b95 0
lmfao thats the funniest thing i have ever heard
Macadamia_fml 0
My gosh, that is the funniest thing ever! XDDD Though this is not a FML, it could've been a lot worse, dude XD He could've like, raped you or something instead of asking for cookies lol
leadrunner751 3
give him a cookie for being a genius
BaconFanlolz 0
Damn im outta cookies! Howza bout some cimmanum toes crunch?!
profiler10 0
haha that's funny, did he leave after you gave him some cookies?