Miscellaneous: Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were... - FML

By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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wowhoopla 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:09

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

theman34 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

give the man his cookies

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littlemissxx 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:41

omg, YLF cos some drunk idiot wanted cookies. what if he said he wanted to rape you?

princewater 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:06

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hoplaka 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:13

I see why.. everyone loves cookies!!! :D

ilovefall10 21

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:13

quickly! go to isurvived.com and ask them to let you talk on the show about it! no but seriously ... i mean hey at least he didn't try to kill you or anything. be glad.

Inspired22 11

Thursday 14 October 2010 5:22

LOL. Oh my gosh. Seriously! So give him some cookies. And milk. LOL!

Sirialana 1

Thursday 21 October 2010 12:12

If you had a sence of humor.. this would be posted on MLIA:D

SmokeyPL 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 18:28

hahaha sounds like something i would do

shaaayyee 0

Monday 13 December 2010 5:22

that's awesome.

DaveTheBrave20 0

Monday 13 December 2010 15:38

be grateful that he only wanted cookies

LadyAshley 0

Friday 24 December 2010 5:55

It could have been worse.

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