Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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Comments (203)
littlemissxx 0
omg, YLF cos some drunk idiot wanted cookies. what if he said he wanted to rape you?
princewater 0
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Hoplaka 0
I see why.. everyone loves cookies!!! :D
ilovefall10 21
quickly! go to isurvived.com and ask them to let you talk on the show about it! no but seriously ... i mean hey at least he didn't try to kill you or anything. be glad.
Inspired22 11
LOL. Oh my gosh. Seriously! So give him some cookies. And milk. LOL!
Sirialana 1
If you had a sence of humor.. this would be posted on MLIA:D
SmokeyPL 0
hahaha sounds like something i would do
shaaayyee 0
that's awesome.
DaveTheBrave20 0
be grateful that he only wanted cookies
LadyAshley 0
It could have been worse.