Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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Comments (203)
Tristyxxx 24
best FML ever
SPC117 5
the cookie monster has munchies
bryanfdz 0
At least he was nice....
JiggilyJoe 10
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
dancelove09 3
Haha did u even have any cookies?
stevenmx86 8
lmao! That's too funny you should've started watching TV with him and named him until he sobered up!
HEYpumpkin83 0
OMG thats falarious...did you give him the cookies???
cheeriously 4
Nobody likes you
nemoK96 6
LOOL thats something i would do when sober!
PoetInPenguin 4
Omg I would've been like "um ... Oreos good?"