Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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Comments (203)
breannaspinn 0
This just made my day.
MisterDoctor 12
Are you sure he wasn't just high??
Makadog 0
That's funny!
Havin 19
Welcome to the dark side...
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Cookies can drive people over the edge
blackwidowtaco 31
Well, on the bright side, at least he didn't steal anything of value or harm you.
DeadPixel4 29
You can legally kill him, just grab a bat or call the police.
TheNicce01 14
cookies are the only anwser
LoveNnyl 23
At least he didn't have any harmful intentions.
Hawleydolly 13
That's gonna be me when I get drunk??