Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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Comments (203)
neon_shoes 0
Ohhh yumm.
TheOtherNewest1 6
I'd have put this on IMMD.
lbryanexo7 0
good thing he didn't come to my house. I ran out of cookies!
pepolshet 0
Cookie monster has relapsed again..
ILIEKGIRLS 5
you should've taken a cookie, stuck it down your pants and given it to him.
DJ_Grim 0
That's actually really funny.
Nick_Stevens 3
Gotta say, for once I did actually laugh out loud.
TandRomeo4Ever 0
hahahhahahahahahaha thats hysterical!
FallenAngel9310 0
haha that's halarious, I would sooo do that =P
ClumsyJason 3
Lmfao!