kelsjenks
Canada
Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
and she blames me -_-
Calgary, Canada
Prehistoric
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
NaomiMadison
United States
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Sri Lanka
Scumbag
Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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saIty 17
Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.
metallicshadow 16
haha ballbag
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Comments (110)
brooklynnlee 1
lmao
saminah 0
sorry I needed a broom to clean out my girlfriend.
bigjenpen 3
Did they at least sweep your floor before taking it?
TheLastZombie 3
Wow, be thankful they didn't take anything else.
jmonk 0
BALLBAG my new word lol
badactor009 0
My wife just informed me that you will turn into a full fledged jack boot wearing Nazi within 72 hours. Go hang yourself while you still can.
salsalover_12 5
Lol well would you rather he took all your valuables?
ukrage 1
goddamn muggle stole me nimbus 2000
Timmeeh 17
Wait, this is actually centred on the fact he didn't rob you more? Surely a better perspective is "Today, someone broke into my house, but only made off with a broom. MLIA."
burnout0511 0
WTF at least it was nothing special right