Intimacy: Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex,...

By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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Check this out

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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Do ya think I'm sexy?

By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML

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Pop off

By Anonymous - 24/04/2025 20:00 - Germany - Tostedt

Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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toastygoat 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:31

Does this really affect your life in the least?

torio123 27

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:09

you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude

Comments

CinnamonJ 4

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:03

OP, you should be thanking him. He's looking after his skin for you and the extra oil should make sex more fun!

luvyah 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 6:25

Ewwwwwwwwww?

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:31

Atleast it wasn't HIV.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:52

What up Z? Canes game is hot!): later.

Shutuptroll 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:29

I'm not just sure, I am HIV positive.

Bananaque 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 5:05

I think you mean; I'm not just positive, I'm HIV positive, Kyle! ;0)

shroomboy 4

Monday 12 March 2012 0:08

No, he meant what he said.

Skroal_stomper 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:31

I love popping pimples.

davidrios86 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:46

my girl dose that to me ill get naked for sex and then she starts hunting for pimples

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:48

he was lying it was herpes. fyl.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:50

Ew. Obviously he's not mature enough for sex. I'd rethink this whole sex thing with your 'boyfriend' I mean, if you guys were that serious to have sex, he wouldn't have done that or said that, much less right in front of you, ruining the moment. Honestly, that's so gross!

BloodyHeel 8

Sunday 28 November 2010 4:01

Says a 14 year old. Grow up a bit before you start judging people about their maturity and sex.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 4:49

Gee, thanks mr. stalker. Creepy, much? Stop checking out my profile. And just because I'm young doesn't mean I can't have an opinion, thank you very much.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 28 November 2010 5:43

Oh please, 57, don't flatter yourself. I could've correctly guessed your age by your comment alone. If you don't want "stalkers" "creeping" on your profile, set it to private. Hopefully you'll never find out what having a stalker really is-- I guarantee you, this isn't it.

KittenLuvs1212 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:24

ok yeah that doesn't mean he's immature, it just means he's really comfortable around her. in some twisted way it could almost be a good thing... almost.