Intimacy: Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex,...

By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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Check this out

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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Do ya think I'm sexy?

By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML

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Pop off

By Anonymous - 24/04/2025 20:00 - Germany - Tostedt

Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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toastygoat 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:31

Does this really affect your life in the least?

torio123 27

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:09

you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude

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Nickolazx 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:59

Lol wtf

silversun14 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:32

ummm everyone at least once in their life gets a butt pimple deal with it

badintentions 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:37

u should've popped it for him. it'd only be fair, u blow a white load on his ass, then he blows one on yours.

Lady_Tahtahs 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 3:46

Haha good point!

beonka255 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:08

hahahahaha Niiiiice

abbeymcnally 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:46

At least he was polite enough to do it before you start. OP, you're ungrateful.

AthinaMarie 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:48

Ew.. That would have ended sex between me and him for a long time x( Haha gross.

shroomboy 4

Monday 12 March 2012 0:13

Are you ******* kidding me?

a_girl_i_know 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:58

you should have popped it for him, that is always fun!! hahaha

eatlesschipmunks 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:55

He doesn't like sex®

DaleksAreEpic 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:05

Sex is copyrighted now? Damn.

BloodyHeel 8

Sunday 28 November 2010 4:03

Oh dear!

charlcielove 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:45

if you were a good girlfriend you would have pinched it for him...

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:17

Eww

perish 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:46

Eww

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