Intimacy: Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex,...

By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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Do ya think I'm sexy?

By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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toastygoat 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:31

Does this really affect your life in the least?

torio123 27

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:09

you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude

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allisonohgod 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 22:01

I think I just barfed a little... well at least you know he's comfortable enough with you to pop a butt pimple....

NeOnBluRrYyRaiiN 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:33

haha just do what my girlfriend does ignore n cuss at

Peaceluver123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 17:08

Eww that is disgusting. At least he's comfortable around u.

kayleighn91 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:08

ewwwwwwww

babycakess10 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:32

eww wtf?

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:03

gross

RadioOctopus 16

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:32

hahahaha thats so awesome its just an indicator youre both close, i wish it was like that with me and my boyfriend thats awesome

SierraBunni 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 20:08

Did you have sex with him after that? I don't think I would have.

myusernamehur 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 18:53

At least he didnt ask you to pop it..

doglover100 28

Tuesday 22 October 2013 17:54

That's disgusting.

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