Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend texted me asking, “We are in an open relationship, right?” FML
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Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I'd finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looked at me and asked, "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41
That's when you say "We're not in any relationship any longer."
tonyfan00 38
Did he text you *before* or *after* he played in someone else's private property? Details, man, details!!!
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Comments (17)
NostalgiaFreak9 41
That's when you say "We're not in any relationship any longer."
gar2014 23
maybe you should give him an open hand slap to let him know the answer !
Allie614032 34
Did you ever talk about being exclusive? If you didn't, maybe it's time...
RichardPencil 30
Pick up two dudes in a bar and send your boyfriend a pic of your threesome saying “Yes!”
tonyfan00 38
Did he text you *before* or *after* he played in someone else's private property? Details, man, details!!!
Lee Elliott 4
to be fair, this is a good point. maybe he thought they were, and wanted to verify before he did something that would've hurt her if he was wrong.
booboo300 15
If you have to ask, the answer is no! (At least until you ask and get an answer.)
wiccaantje 21
Nope. The standard is yes until you've openly said you want it closed.
Glowworm56 26
That's when you say that the relationship is now closed.
jkjorn 16
You probably are, whether you know it or not.
julfunky 29
No. An open relationship is something BOTH partners agree on. If she never agreed to an open relationship then it is cheating, plain and simple.
wiccaantje 21
Disagreed. Closing the relations requires more rules so if you have don't want certain stuff to happen you need to open your mouth and talk about it, else it's allowed.
Dreamer5393 21
No way. If you're in a relationship it's exclusive unless specified and agreed by both that it's open. I'd dump any guy who assumed it was open and cheated. It's b.s. plain and simple. OP should leave him and find someone who actually deserves her and doesn't cheat.
zurc 9
never reply. change your number. shit in a bag,light it on fire and leave it at his doorstep.
TeachAllTheMath 19
If he has to ask maybe it’s time to move to no relationship.