Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML
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Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, my boss thanked me for all my hard work and promised me a raise and a promotion. Shortly thereafter, she sent out a memo announcing she'd sold the company. The new owner immediately came in to "restructure." I got demoted. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to fire me again. FML
Today, I was fired from the job I've had for 15 years. My boss recently hired his daughter as a senior manager and she made several cuts because, as she put it, the sales team was "too old and lame". I didn't know being a young bitch was a requirement to work at a furniture warehouse. FML
Today, I got fired. There was a customer last night who showed up two minutes after our closing time, 11 p.m.. She knocked on the door many times, but I ignored her and kept sweeping the floor. She eventually left. Turns out she’s the VP’s daughter and told him I was “rude and inconsiderate” to her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I was a manager of a store for 12 years and I'd had an agreement with the owner that I was to be signed over as full manager until I could buy the store… and then he goes to sell it to a kid I'd fired. I got fired. FML
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Top comments
Roevera 14
Sounds like the movie horrible bosses. He sounds like somebody you dont want work for anyways.
Incredidanny 5
Sue the bitch. People sue for everything nowadays.
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Comments (87)
EvilUndead 9
I'm certain you can sue him.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Worst Worst case scenario: He loses the lawsuit, or lives in an at-will state with no worker protection.
Astubbs1 5
Dude is a moron
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Get a lawyer.
BroRealTalk 1
Worked*
onorexveritas 24
his company is going to die
helloworld77 1
you're probably better looking
cttwtr 10
How can they be down? You work in PR, so your previous sales (and targets) would be zero. Unless you cost the company business, they can't go down.
lmz1986 10
Hence, the FML.
The_Omniscient 2
Well **** man. Should of just sold more
wynnona 17
SOB probably didn't even know what public relation was. It's good that you don't have to work for some dumbass.