Really I thought it was smart.

1- the combination of your comment and profile picture made me bust out laughing.

I would pretend that I was cleaning it.... And go on! *-*

What's next? Waiting for that red wavy line under misspelled words?

OP must be stupid to make that mistake. There's no way this should be possible if OP wasn't stupid.

How do you clean a pad of paper #76?

You should have chewed it over with Twix before you made this comment

Should've had a V8. *shakes head sadly*

The humor of this comment is in the irrelevancy. It's funny because pausing time with Twix would have done absolutely nothing.

When will people stop using this meme?

57- it's a commercial for twix, not a meme, and it isn't used that often, I hadn't heard it for a couple months until a few days ago

Maybe he was tired and needs a break...of that kit kat bar.

Goose darn it. You beat me this time!

The salty taste of defeat >:D

I hate that little paperclip, it's so annoying!

10, just perfect picture for the comment!

The machines are going to take us over. Terminator: Salvation in the making for the human race.

"In labs everywhere, experimental robots would leap up from lab benches in a murderous rage, locate the door, and—with a tremendous crash—plow into it and fall over. Those robots lucky enough to have limbs that can operate a doorknob, or to have the door left open for them, would have to contend with deceptively tricky rubber thresholds before they could get into the hallway. Hours later, most of them would be found in nearby bathrooms, trying desperately to exterminate what they have identified as a human overlord but is actually a paper towel dispenser. But robotics labs are only a small part of the revolution. There are computers all around us. What about the machines closest to us? Could our cell phones turn against us? Yes, but their options for attacking us are limited. They could run up huge credit card bills, but the computers would control our financial system anyway—and frankly, judging from the headlines lately, that might be more of a liability than an asset. So the phones would be reduced to attacking us directly. It would start with annoying ringtones and piercing noises. Then kitchen tables around the country would rattle as the phones all turned on their ‘vibrate’ functions, hoping to work their way to the edges and fall on unprotected toes." - What If

Technology isn't going to take over. Not completely anyways. We'll always need paper. How do I know this? Well, it's simple. Have you ever tried wiping your ass with an iPad?

#19 that was an inspirational story and an eye opener right there and #20 you've never wiped your ass with leaves its easy?

20 Yes I have, it worked better then toilet paper. Only issue is it's so expensive.

lilhellian now that I think about it, isn't there an app for that?

I think so. I stopped questioning it after i saw the vibrator app.

Somewhere a frustrated woman is masterbating

32 It's probably the one whose boyfriend kept making her queef.

#31 I've heard that vibrator app is crazy. I heard there is settings from cell phone vibration to earth quake vibration and many settings in between those.

35 I was in Verizon store not to long ago. I heard this lady say she needed a new phone. Why? Because the vibration on hers wasn't good enough.

20 if you get a bidet you won't need toilet paper....

#39 She probably puts it's on her bean and sets it to vibrate and calls herself. And got used to it and needed a harder vibration.

#39 She probably puts it's on her bean and sets it to vibrate and calls herself. And got used to it and needed a harder vibration.

Icastillo she admitted she puts it in..

Oh man that's messed up.. So she puts it in then calls herself.

Pretty much. She was kind of cute so that helped a smidgeon.

Telling me what, exactly?

Everyone is always quick to say "this generation", yet the ones mainly complaining are the ones who raised "this generation".

As a gen x'er I'd agree except I do it myself.

I've done that before! *slowly walks away*

It could be worse, he could have written "FIRST!!" on an email at work

Dingleburggg!

Hmmm.. Do I have my very own stalker?

It appears that you do, 53. Just in time for Christmas! Here's to hoping "stalker" was on your wish list for Santa.

Dinkleburg*

Holy crap didn't even notice my mistake.. You'd think someone who has posted it 20 times would know. My apologies.

Maybe they work behind a computer?

We don't know what kind of job it is. For all we know, being behind a computer all the time is an important part of that job.

how did Bill Gates become the richest man on Earth?