Intimacy: Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for 3 months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy . I'd been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 08/03/2021 02:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I found out my best friend is having a full-blown affair with her coworker. She's a minor. He's not. FML

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By Briana Bettis - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML

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By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 23:27

Now would be a good time to jump for that promotion lol. You know, since you got HIM a raise first.

Cinderlla_Girl 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:54

Hahaha I bet there wasn't even an anti- fraternizing policy, just a way for your boss to play both of you and make sure you kept quiet :P

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p00p0ster0us 0

Monday 22 June 2009 8:03

Hmmm wonder who wrote that policy. A philanderer, methinks.

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 22 June 2009 10:20

ydi for dating your boss when it's against company policies.

regalarius 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:27

Wow, this boss is boss. Unfortunately winning at being a man means that you fail at being a decent human being. Stupid men.

dirtyhippy 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:53

do all bosses get treated so nicely??? lol

derriduh 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:46

Haha, Human Resources is really going to EARN their paycheck this month.

MarioBros09 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:39

This guy is using his power way to much, or he is just good in bed, and played you 2 like a violin

element01 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:42

Bossman is a pimp son!

Barbarossa_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:12

Lol, you pick the moral ones don't you?

ouch99 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:51

LUCKY BOSS :D... and it sucks to be you for being so easy...

Hjelloo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:09

What a baller, he knows the tricks of the trade when it comes to easy *****.

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