Intimacy: Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for 3 months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy . I'd been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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By Briana Bettis - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML

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By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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Bangarang_Rufio 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:27

Now would be a good time to jump for that promotion lol. You know, since you got HIM a raise first.

Cinderlla_Girl 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:54

Hahaha I bet there wasn't even an anti- fraternizing policy, just a way for your boss to play both of you and make sure you kept quiet :P

Comments

Starsmydog 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:51

Your a moron to do that in the first place. You'll get no sympathy from me and I hope no one else gives it to you either. Next time find a job that doesn't involve you pulling down your panties. Work + love = disaster.

jenna009 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:53

Sorry to hear about that, but goes to show you that you shouldn't screw around with your boss or any co-workers. And have you ever seen John Tucken Must Die? If not, you should go watch it. If so, WTH??

themanistheman 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:54

You're not the only two. Boss man gets around lol..

czarofandronia 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:14

playa playaaaaaa

Knot 0

Monday 8 November 2010 9:49

My thoughts exactly

Dcm210 19

Friday 15 July 2011 1:23

3some time

doc89holliday 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:24

stupid bitches ydi

Norrec86 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:17

Id get together and double team him

deadlyriot101 7

Monday 6 February 2012 7:04

Do that thing in horrible bosses where the guy like tackles him out a window, and everyone is cheering and thinking, "Wow, that person just killed my douchebag boss. Wtf!? Nevermind. Can I buy you a beer?"