Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Sue them for discriminating against your Native American ancestry.
Mirorbo 27
You should have called your boss to verify, darling.
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Comments (105)
stewpididiot 11
owwwch !!! set up like a bowling pin!!!
Hockey_Girl57 0
WTF you spelt the characters name wrong
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, she didn't...
Raw_Gamer 0
well at least you must have look really good to show off something inappropriate.
frantsus 0
lol
thingymajig 0
"annual costume day"? why didn't they just call it halloween like normal people?
Mikki4321 0
Seriously, I don't want to be rude, and this really sucks for you, but are you really going to let yourself being used that way? What are you, a carpet? Don't let people walk over you like that! Go to your ex-boss, file a complaint about bullying or whatever the proper term is and let that co-worker get fired! Do you have no selfrespect at all? Or at least want to have a job, so you can pay rent, or food, or something else you spend money on?
bella789 8
that's not cool. it surprises me how many people do mean things to co workers,roomates, friends, family, and siblings. immature and unethical people that on this world amaze me
Arteesthistorian 1
Sounds like your coworker is a true promotion seeker.
kasumirock 13
I would say that's your fault for believing something that ridiculous, that job was clearly out of your league.
dolphingirl00 0
how lame and mature tell her she needs to pull her self together and act like an adult. ( then get back at her:) )