Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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FYLDeep 26
Sue them for discriminating against your Native American ancestry.
Mirorbo 27
You should have called your boss to verify, darling.
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Comments (105)
RedPillSucks 33
Could have been worse. Your friend could have told you it was anal costume day, and you went as a giant asshole.
itzdeity 0
hilarious. who actually falls for that... grats to your co worker for pulling that off
A_beautiful_mind 0
Well, happy Halloween.
Pistoph 0
seems a bit drastic
devans00 14
co-worker + boss = grade A jerks co-worker for setting you up boss for not cutting you slack for being victim of prank unless you covered for co-worker, then original poster = schmuck
fthku 13
You don't have to be delusional or paranoid to find it strange a coworker is reminding you of an event that you have never heard anything about. There's a thing called common sense, it has nothing to do with not being able to trust anyone. FYL cause you seem like a sweet person, but next time don't just jump into doing things because one person tells you.
snapperhead 0
I dressed as a cat last year while I was in the pound. It didn't go over well.
Sammara 0
My question is, why did your coworker want to see you in trouble/fired so badly? Yes, it could be that she/he is an ass. But, if you can't find the bad employee at a workplace, chances are it's you. Most jobs can't fire you just for being BAD, though, so they need to be given a full violation. Could that have been what happened here?
perez758 2
ydi for not taking extra work clothes. always be one step ahead.
jckbco 0
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