It sounds to me like you need to learn to be more responsible with your belongings...

People lose stuff all the time, no need to call OP irresistible let's not pretend we all haven't misplaced our wallets at least once before

Is it really that much of a problem for people to use their front pockets, that you went to your jacket first?

I use my front pocket, makes more sense to me than putting it my back pocket.

You should always keep your wallet in your pants. If you get in a situation when you lose your pants, it's usually so great you don't mind losing some money.

You never put your wallet in clothing that you are likely to take off, like a jacket.Leave it in your back pocket.

Put it in your bra next time

It didn't occur to you to put it in your front pocket instead?