Money: Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back...

By Fish - 07/04/2017 02:00

Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back pocket, I put my wallet in my jacket's chest pocket. I lost my jacket. FML

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cacheson 41

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Friday 7 April 2017 3:28

It sounds to me like you need to learn to be more responsible with your belongings...

arioch_fml 20

Friday 7 April 2017 4:02

Is it really that much of a problem for people to use their front pockets, that you went to your jacket first?

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cacheson 41

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Friday 7 April 2017 3:28

It sounds to me like you need to learn to be more responsible with your belongings...

kfchicken 31

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Friday 7 April 2017 18:21

People lose stuff all the time, no need to call OP irresistible let's not pretend we all haven't misplaced our wallets at least once before

arioch_fml 20

Friday 7 April 2017 4:02

Is it really that much of a problem for people to use their front pockets, that you went to your jacket first?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sunday 9 April 2017 16:33

I use my front pocket, makes more sense to me than putting it my back pocket.

arioch_fml 20

Sunday 9 April 2017 18:31

Definitely. It's so much easier to get bumped with the back pocket, and it's so uncomfortable sitting down lol.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 7 April 2017 5:20

You should always keep your wallet in your pants. If you get in a situation when you lose your pants, it's usually so great you don't mind losing some money.

species4872 19

Friday 7 April 2017 9:12

You never put your wallet in clothing that you are likely to take off, like a jacket.Leave it in your back pocket.

Xynie 20

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Friday 7 April 2017 19:25

Put it in your bra next time

DanielleinDC 32

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Friday 7 April 2017 20:17

It didn't occur to you to put it in your front pocket instead?

Andrei I 9

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Tuesday 20 February 2018 13:08

how do you "lose" a jacket??? the wind blow it off your back? were you caught up in a hurricane??

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