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By pocahontas - 26/10/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:11

Sue them for discriminating against your Native American ancestry.

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Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:09

You should have called your boss to verify, darling.

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luis01 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:07

**** them

ladybuuggy 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:22

at least you looked cute while getting fired, right?! ;)

GlaoigharAirm 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:29

Are you honestly this stupid? Just dress normally and go as a dumbass.

sk3l370n 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:45

If you were a man this would have been funny

Havin 19

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:32

Funnier. Oh yeah sorry about the job OP

marsmallowsrule 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:18

can you spell gulliable

Anaxes 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:33

Victory.

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Tuesday 26 October 2010 15:17

Gullible is not in the dictionnary.

InDenial 6

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:34

That's one cute pikachu. :p

sloppy3301 3

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:56

Hahah ur a fail

_kthnxbai 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:14

Wtf! You better key their car and face!

ricalizzypink 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:04

Well that was mean. Smh.

coling 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:18

best pikachu ever:)

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