laptitesouris
Pertuis, France
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****
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joshiepo0 18
Gives a whole new meaning to duck lips.
AKGirlinSD 20
They make all sorts of vibrating animals, that are sex toys. My friend had a polar bear lol.
EpicSquishii 21
They even have a dominatrix rubber ducky XD I have it
Moon_Dreamer22 12
that must've been one excited duck to be vibrating like that :p
Bakarra 22
So just your computer then yea? Us guys are so simple haha
Timber147 9
I would like to know how you fix this one?
Enslaved 36
I once went to a "Passion Party" and they handed around a few vibrators with animal names. Different sized Rabbits (of course) and the Dolphin, guess where the beak went? :P I can only imagine what the Duck looks like? "Just put it on my Bill!" *Quack*
perdix 29
People used to say, "Aw, **** a duck!" Suddenly, that makes sense. Tell your son that you lost your inhibitions, put them under your pillow, and then the Sex Fairy brought you the duck ;)
upallnight11 19
Well, good luck explaining, OP.
Cintia07 7
A vibrating duck uh? When people say you turn into a big kid once you have kids, you know "Mommy talking & acting," they don't mean it literally. lol, a vibrating duck!