laptitesouris
Pertuis, France
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****
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joshiepo0 18
But that pair of lips has no teeth at all!
joshiepo0 18
Have*
EpicSquishii 21
You were correct the first time
joshiepo0 18
Sorry, knowing which one to use when has always messed with me. I usually second guess myself and end up wrong, quite like right now.
ballpython 15
Ever hear of a drawer? also, to all of you who say give him the duck... well, would you want a duck that had been in your own mother's twat?
SakataGintoki 9
The kid already came out of his mother's twat roughly 5 years ago. So what's the difference? ;)
PandaKitteh 20
#53, You're effed up. That's really disgusting, there is a huge difference. >_>
ballpython 15
#53 Since your profile indicates you are from Canada I must tell you that in the United States that is completely unacceptable and unhygienic. Clearly you are not a parent, and if you are, well, I am sympathetic to your children.
shinshoku13 19
As a canadian, i take great offence, since when are americans considered smart? At least we dont screw the world over... But with harper it may come to be
daminantion 14
76- since your profile is private with a 38 year old age I must ask why being from Canada is a legitimate excuse to downgrade one's knowledge of sarcasm? You obviously failed to see the satire, so let's put a cork in it and try again later.
AngelSpit 18
#76 I don't know about you but I wash my toys after every use. Sounds like you're the unhygienic one ewww *shudder*
chanellgymnast 17
Stealing teeth for your own personal gain, hm? Come on now!
mr_sarcastic416 29
"duck"
kittiemarie 8
this says it was translated from the french page, so its obviously not an auto-correct error, plus, why would a kid think a dick was a toy? Just get the kid his own duck and some money for the tooth, and hide your shit better!
gracehi 31
Of COURSE this is a French FML! Just like the one when that other OP had sex with the guy installing her internet. Way to perpetuate a stereotype, ladies.
M3DIC4T3 29
The concept of the tooth fairy always disgusted me as a child. I couldn't understand why anyone would want a tooth!
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
It's not really about the tooth itself, just the symbolism of it. Look up the origins of the Tooth Fairy :)
sourgirl101 28
I kept all of my kids' teeth. They're right here, hidden in my jewelry box. Thinking about it, the idea seems pretty gross except when they belong to your children.
gracehi 31
Haven't you ever seen "Rise of the Guardians?" Those teeth contain your childhood memories. The tooth fairy keeps them safe for you, and gives them back when you need them. :)
Megan639 16
Aww just tell him that the tooth fairy knows he lost a tooth and will still bring him money.
buckeyed 20
there are ducked shape vibrators...just tell him theres an adult tooth fairy or something
pillowcases 15
Yeah, there is such thing. It wasn't a typo.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I don't normally find vibrators disturbing, but... a duck...? o_O?
EpicSquishii 21
It's adorable! I love the concept
Saone_fml 27
It´s meant to be something you can hide in the bathroom, it looks exactly like your average rubber duck toy( well the original does, there are "dressed up" variants)
Epikouros 31
News flash: Women don't need a cylindrical object to stimulate their clit, #31. Anything that vibrates can be a sex toy, and a rubber duck has a pretty good ergonomic shape for rubbing.
Pleonasm 35
Anything that vibrates can be a sex toy? Damn, I've been using my Xbox 360 controller wrong for so many years!
Cintia07 7
My husband hates ducks, now I know what to get to freak him out!