laptitesouris
Pertuis, France
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****
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xXNerrrdXx 16
vibrating duck....that feels weird.....
botanistjessica 24
Thanks for sharing, 28. I could've gone without that personal info...
doctorhook86 24
#28: Go on...
EpicSquishii 21
48- Here's some more for you :) It was a joke gift and it's on my bookshelf with all of my other cute animals and pillow pets. Don't be a jerk.
EpicSquishii 21
50- See above.^^ Nothing depraved going on to satiate your lecherous old appetite for ducky ****. You've been fooled once again :P
DntLookBack 29
Now I must google a vibrating duck. O_o
whY402Jay 12
28, ever see those Obama vibrators?
Leasha3 14
Lets just hope he doesn't remember this when he gets older lol (:
Kn0wledge123 21
Why does your son even think the Tooth Fairy is real?
gracehi 31
Because he's 5?
Saone_fml 27
And he doesn't, really. This FML is french so he believes in the little mouse that comes and takes your teeth and leaves money... Like tht makes so much more sense!
onorexveritas 23
Uhuh a duck... lol