laptitesouris
Pertuis, France
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****
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crewge6 4
What is that vibrating duck for...o.o
CharDee 15
A vibrating duck... Really?..... Just put a 5 dollar bill underneath the kids pillow and tell him the tooth fairy found his tooth
EpicSquishii 21
Of course you wouldn't appreciate the cuteness of a vibrating rubber ducky. You keeps it real.
gracehi 31
Don't be so sure. Ever heard of a "flesh light?" How about a "pocket pussy?" One of those molded assess with the hole in it? Or, the most commonly known, blow up doll?
MaryPoppins88 14
Omg hahaha but a duck?
PandaKitteh 20
#63, sounds like you know from experience ;o
gabbing12 3
Typo: The U and the I are side by side...... vibrating d*ck?
gracehi 31
Well, as a female, I have no use for those items personally. However, I am in the Navy, and I've over heard discussions of how male sailors deal with *ahem* loneliness when they're out at sea for months on end with no, or very few and unattainable, women on board. Apparently, the have to "do" what they can to deal with the problem.
DKjazz 20
27- More like a pole-her bear. Hey-o!
sabbyheartswhat 23
Mom's the one "googling" the vibrating ducky. ;)
megabite99 4
A vibrating duck... That's a first