laptitesouris
Pertuis, France
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****
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Comments (109)
RoseBlack123 37
Wait... a DUCK???
mandacleary 14
why under your pillow?
Original_Outcast 23
Guys, calm down we all have different tastes.
ninneyfooda 16
awww kids are cute
deadhead419 15
I feel like I've read this somewhere before...
legendxs 20
Maybe a duck in the other meaning... The thing you get when you switch the second letter of "duck" with an "i". :P
adfry63 6
its a metaphor people. come on. Thats the funny part about it
LyraAlluse 25
I suppose the moral of this story is to always be careful about what you hide under your pillow.
The_Mr_Troll 14
If I understood this correctly, that vibrating duck IS a toy. I think...
Shadowblocks 10
Well that's new...