Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
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Theclarksondales 8
**** the owners life
Petronix 5
The fail is strong with you...
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Comments (116)
kumi16 0
At least you didn't follow her all the way to Aspen...
RainbowHugs 0
Think anyone got the reference?
gaphousl 2
Movie "Dumb and Dumber". Main character going to Aspen with a bag - Jim Carrey.
HeatherFeatherB 31
I understood. I actually only clicked on this FML in search of a Dumb and Dumber reference in the comments.
NellyFC35 19
Dang man calm down!.....you doin too much...
KiddNYC1O 22
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is an embarrassing story to tell...
liveyourlife_191 8
Today, I was riding the subway to a very special board meeting, when this guy ran off with my suitcase shouting frantically. The doors closed before I could get off. My presentations were in there. And my passport. FML
kitsune3 20
Ooh, you're SO clever for typing an FML from the perspective of the guy whose case he took. Why can't you and all the other "high and mighty" jackasses on this site just shut up and let live? So OP made a mistake. That doesn't make it your job to point out that the other guy has "more reason" to post an fml by making an example. Quit being a tool.
rwwesley82 3
open suitcase and see there full of moneys inside... keep it! o.o
creedaddict 9
Haven't you learned by now when someone leaves a suit case anywhere in a public place that means .... RUN!
chels1994 11
well, ya tried
azrial897 0
Well you were trying to be nice it was a simple mistake and I hope you didn't get onto trouble
Emperorerror 8
Today, I was on a train and some guy ran off with my suitcase. FML
WeaverSka 16
Damn, theres no way to explain that shit away at all! FYL OP, FYL...