By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but you already have it covered in your name... And to think, I'd put all my blood, snot and tears into these puns!

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Pleonasm 35

It blows that you can't even make a pun these days without people screaming bloody murder. Anyone have a tissue, because this is really tearing me apart! God only nose how picky the people can be around here; I wish they'd booger off and let the crusts fall where they may.

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Jakespeed207 4

It's ok, OP, I'm allergic to church too. As soon as the bullshit reaches my ears, it has a chemical reaction in my brain and, next thing you know, I'm sneezing all over the place.

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666Venom 4

I remember i woke up one mourning covered in my own nose blood

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ShakeDisPlace 10

I can picture Ron Weasley saying "bloody hell!"

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Blood Snot & Tears? Don't they do jazz fusion?

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NudeSuitSquad 7

Thats kind of gross but im sure god would've cleansed his memory. Afterwards.

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oxygenius 14

Good thing you are not driving to church for your wedding when this happened. Count yourself lucky!

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avapaige1234 19

Why the bloody hell did you bloody sneeze on someone else's bloody clothes? You bloody deserve it.

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GuessWhatKids 13

Lay off the cocaine before church.

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